The Koepel Sentence Marathon
Official discipline: Ultra‑Micro Solo Relay (1 person)
Motto: Time served, distance confirmed.
Ultra‑Micro Solo Relay (1 person)
Event concept
A full 42.195 km completed as repeated micro‑laps around De Koepel—because a straight line would be leniency.
Categories
- Ultra‑Micro Solo Relay (1 person) (main class)
- Open Division: anyone who refuses to explain themselves
- Parolee Class: disqualified at 21.0975 km (for statistics)
Core rules
- One athlete = one team. All relays must be completed by the same body.
- Micro‑lap doctrine: laps may be tiny; dignity must be smaller.
- Parole hearing at halfway: you must decline parole to continue.
- Winner’s privilege: mandatory victory lap after finishing.
- Non‑interference: yield to all pedestrians/cars; do not block entrances; comply with staff.
Proof / results
- Finish time: watch time
- Distance: “looped until correct” (GPS accepted as evidence; overruled by common sense)
- Certificate: A4 sheet stating
CONFIRMEDwith your signature as The Warden