The Koepel Sentence Marathon

Event concept

A full 42.195 km completed as repeated micro‑laps around De Koepel—because a straight line would be leniency.

Categories

• Ultra‑Micro Solo Relay (1 person) (main class)
• Open Division: anyone who refuses to explain themselves
• Parolee Class: disqualified at 21.0975 km (for statistics)

Core rules

• One athlete = one team. All relays must be completed by the same body.
• Micro‑lap doctrine: laps may be tiny; dignity must be smaller.
• Parole hearing at halfway: you must decline parole to continue.
• Winner’s privilege: mandatory victory lap after finishing.
• Non‑interference: yield to all pedestrians/cars; do not block entrances; comply with staff.

Proof / results

• Finish time: watch time
• Distance: “looped until correct” (GPS accepted as evidence; overruled by common sense)
• Certificate: A4 sheet stating CONFIRMED with your signature as The Warden